America (....Yeah!) Apple Pie (....Yeah!) Baseball (....Yeah!) The Internet (....Yeah!) Slavery (....Yeah!)
June is here, hooray for summer! Although the constant rainclouds and cool weather causes me to question the validity of the season normaly reserved for the beginning of scorching hot days, miserable nights, and romantic dusks ruined by the buzzing of mosquitos. I'm not going to complain since it's cooler at night and makes it easier to sleep, but either way this is some sort of joke or a sign Jesus is about to wreak his mighty havok on the sinners....repent! REPENT!
Ok I'm fine now, seriously. I hope your Month of May was better then mine...I'd go into it but Ricky stole my Licsence for Cynicism while we were wating Star Wars Episode III, so until I get it reissued (it's in the mail!) I have no right to complain. "So why on earth are you sending out a newsletter since complaining is the cornerstone upon with the ZCCNL was constructed?" you might be asking yourselves. Well, in lieu of the customary rants, I'll instead grace you with (in no particular order):
Things You Might Not Realize That I Like!!!!
1. Kittens
2. Puppies
3. Baby Ducks (they are like if kittens and puppies could have babies!)
4. That entertaining massively obese kid down the street that sits on a lawn chair with a sprinkler going off underneath him
5. The color Fuschia
6. Raspberry Jam
7. Females (I assure you this is true despite the underlying homosexual theme of this months ZCCNL)
8. Jet Planes (VROOOOM!)
9. The laughter of children playing with lolipop dreams and gumdrop smiles
10. Puppets
11. Lists of things that I like
12. Boxes
13. The Number 13
14. Black things
15. Floppy Disks
16. Dolphins (EMTs of the depths!)
17. The stout Iron Russian
18. Finding my cheese has not been pillaged (sadly this has yet to happen but I assume it would be nice)
19. Platypi (If the turtle is nature's 'D' student, the platypus most definitely has to ride the alternative bus to school)
20. Your Mom
21. Long walks on the beach, followed by hours of talking and nagging
22. The feeling you get after you open a can and ditch someone who's posed as a 'friend' for awhile....man that's some pure sweet lovin'!
23. Shiny objects
24. Beating...'things'...with an alumium baseball batt.
25. Robots in Disguise, baby! More the meets the eye!
26. That guy Sam Watterston who plays the main Lawyer on Law & Order. He's just too freakin' cool.
27. Cantakerous old geezers.
28. The 80's....the era Cartoons reached perfection and didn't suck.
29. Palindromes like racecar
30. The name Rutager (my kids are going to have serious mental issues)
31. Listening while an inebriated friend asks the guy next to him if he "Likes dudes".
Ok, this killed a little bit of time. I'm bored, cranky, and in need of a nap.
This is Zach saying "Please don't add me to your block list"
Ok I'm fine now, seriously. I hope your Month of May was better then mine...I'd go into it but Ricky stole my Licsence for Cynicism while we were wating Star Wars Episode III, so until I get it reissued (it's in the mail!) I have no right to complain. "So why on earth are you sending out a newsletter since complaining is the cornerstone upon with the ZCCNL was constructed?" you might be asking yourselves. Well, in lieu of the customary rants, I'll instead grace you with (in no particular order):
Things You Might Not Realize That I Like!!!!
1. Kittens
2. Puppies
3. Baby Ducks (they are like if kittens and puppies could have babies!)
4. That entertaining massively obese kid down the street that sits on a lawn chair with a sprinkler going off underneath him
5. The color Fuschia
6. Raspberry Jam
7. Females (I assure you this is true despite the underlying homosexual theme of this months ZCCNL)
8. Jet Planes (VROOOOM!)
9. The laughter of children playing with lolipop dreams and gumdrop smiles
10. Puppets
11. Lists of things that I like
12. Boxes
13. The Number 13
14. Black things
15. Floppy Disks
16. Dolphins (EMTs of the depths!)
17. The stout Iron Russian
18. Finding my cheese has not been pillaged (sadly this has yet to happen but I assume it would be nice)
19. Platypi (If the turtle is nature's 'D' student, the platypus most definitely has to ride the alternative bus to school)
20. Your Mom
21. Long walks on the beach, followed by hours of talking and nagging
22. The feeling you get after you open a can and ditch someone who's posed as a 'friend' for awhile....man that's some pure sweet lovin'!
23. Shiny objects
24. Beating...'things'...with an alumium baseball batt.
25. Robots in Disguise, baby! More the meets the eye!
26. That guy Sam Watterston who plays the main Lawyer on Law & Order. He's just too freakin' cool.
27. Cantakerous old geezers.
28. The 80's....the era Cartoons reached perfection and didn't suck.
29. Palindromes like racecar
30. The name Rutager (my kids are going to have serious mental issues)
31. Listening while an inebriated friend asks the guy next to him if he "Likes dudes".
Ok, this killed a little bit of time. I'm bored, cranky, and in need of a nap.
This is Zach saying "Please don't add me to your block list"
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