Enid Quakerize. Chipmink Equilateral.

Happy crap holiday created by greeting card companies to scalp money from whipped guys who buy their girlfriends a myrid af things in order to a) Earn Points b) Show sincere love [stifled guffaw] or c) make up for the previous year of forgotten birthdays and anniversaries! I never quite understood the purpose of Valentine's Day. Women demand flowers that die and chocolate that clog arteries faster then Hermes, messenger boy to the Gods. If you don't follow through with the goods, you're either sleeping on the couch or stuck with something she can hold over your head for years to come. Men, why put yourself through future torment? When they ask if they look fat and you have to fudge around a bit could be a direct result of the box of cherries jubilee you gave her for Valentine's Day three years before. Think ahead! Give her presents that can be used in the future, like a pie tin or crochet hook....think of the pies and sweaters you could get in return! If you think I'm being completely serious, you might need to remove something loged somewhere on your personage.....

At any rate, I'd much rather celebrate National Spay and Neuter you Pets Day on February 22nd....or if I REALLY get desperate, my Birthday on the 24th...

By the way, is anybody else out there as tired as I am? Seriously, I've even been sleeping fairly well for the past few days and I'm even more tired then ever before. Besides my lethargicness things have been fairly well to decent these days (middle of the road if you will). Excitably, there hasn't been too much to complain about! Ah, but you must realize there will ALWAYS be something to complain about.....and please join me and hold hands in agreeance of my hatred for spam email! Everytime I check my email , I pray I can get answers to questions I have sent someone or that I get a friendly hello from a friend who lives in Louisiana (that is a direct and not too subtle hint Tiffany!) But no, I always get 200+ messages in my bulk mail folder, as well as some that filter through into my main message box. You know imediately it's spam too....message subjects like the one I included as the subject for the ZCCNL this month are rather witty and almost informative, yet others are a plague of "Increase your bust size" (why would I want to do that?), "Make even the gods be envious of you in Bed!" (huh?) and "Find your true love in 7 Days!" (my true love is the sport of Curling, if you can't live with that, go to hades). In my formative years in the internet I used to reply to them asking nicely to remove me from their list, only to wake up the next morn to find my 'Instant Winner' messages had decatupled! I wish there was one solid email homebase these annoyances used, because I would certainly send them my own plague of the new millenium, the ZCCNL in exchange for endless hours of frustration and email torment! Perhaps if I can just relax and remember God will smite the spammers with his almighty hand I will be able to sleep tonight.

This is Zach as always saying 'Please don't add me to your block list'

*Zach also says he thinks the whole Bead exchange associated with Mardi Gras should be done on the 4th of July to honor how we came to acquire our country in the first place.*