The Bright Side: Artest now has time to further his Rap career...

...Which of course I mean in the most INsincere way possible. Along with young people, rap is responsible for all the hate, crime and curse words in our society. This is, once again the opinion of the author of this newsletter (but should be the opinion of everyone else. Especially the Space Pope).

Hola, bonjour, and of course hello (the REAL greeting) to all of you at the end of November: A month dedicated to realizing what we don't have by focusing on what we DO have....as well as remembering the feast shared by the pioneers and indians...right before we traded the country for beads. I hope they were pretty beads at least. And, now that the election is done and over with I think we can all at least agree on one thing: Anna Nicole Smith is definitely trailer trash.

As usual, nothing is new with me, save for the fact I now go to bed before midnight on weekdays. Yes, yes...this is another sign of the apocalypse. I'll see you on the other side...and remember, since I'm most likely going to hell because of my afinity for the mentally handicapped, Matt Bakke and I are already neighbors. The apartment on the other side of me is free though, so if you have a soul as a deposit, feel free to join us.

Now, onto the complaint section...I don't mind the holiday season. I really don't. I have to say though, the people who put up their Christmas decorations and proudly display their lights in September seriously get on my nerves. Starting in January, I think I'm going to light off fireworks in the people down the street's driveway every night until the 4th of July. That's great you get excited for Christmas...just bottle up that excitement until December 1st...then think of how great it will be...just like an explosive, violent temper! The kids will love it and hopefully the hippies will hate it! Ah, the anticipation....

I'm actually running quite short on time, so I'm sure you're all excited to hear that's it for the ZCCNL for November. Hope your holiday didn't raise your blood pressure and cholesterol as much as I'm sure it did mine.

This is Zach once again saying "Please don't add me to your block list."

Coversation of the month:

Dumpy Frumps: "You're not helping my argument...."
Lee VB: "Thats because it's poor."